The wife needs to stop by a fabric store after dinner tonight and says it'll only take a few minutes.
Many, many minutes later my son and I are going stir crazy waiting around.
Look what I found in the pattern area:
Jug Jacket! A jacket for your jugs!
Then we wandered over to the crafty area. My son saw this and said, "It's the evil nutcraker," and then made the guy's mouth move and voiced, "I'm going to crack your nuts!!!"
Needless to say, I was laughing pretty good, BUT THEN...
Oh my God, it's a Penguin Pooper...that comes packaged with a pile of poop balls! Then I saw THIS:
Look at the strained expression on his face!!! Then we saw the packaging: